He calls me “Superman”, because I go to the gym and workout, but I’m not anywhere what I call built.
He is constantly telling me how much he weighs, and that he is glad that he weighs less than I do, he is proud of it.
But today he asks me, “Are those really a size 31 jeans, or did you change the tag?” (he wears size 34) Is he looking at my ass?
I laugh, and say “yes they are size 31, why do you think I workout and constantly eat apples, oranges & bananas?”
He said “I just thought you liked fruit”
I replied, “Duh! I’m gay, of course I like fruit”
Jack Hampster 
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February 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm
matthew thompson
muscle weighs more than fat. If you exercise at all, you will have muscle so getting on a scale is not a good measure. I have explained that to my BF many times but he still always wants to get on a scale. Scales probably do more damage than good for people because is implies that health is just a number.