He calls me “Superman”, because I go to the gym and workout, but I’m not anywhere what I call built.

He is constantly telling me how much he weighs, and that he is glad that he weighs less than I do, he is proud of it.

But today he asks me, “Are those really a size 31 jeans, or did you change the tag?” (he wears size 34) Is he looking at my ass?

I laugh, and say “yes they are size 31, why do you think I workout and constantly eat apples, oranges & bananas?”

He said “I just thought you liked fruit”

I replied, “Duh! I’m gay, of course I like fruit”